Analogy

Have you ever opened a jar of marshmallow creme? Surely you have. Well, if you haven't, you must know the degree of craziness that occurs upon opening. Step 1: Unscrew the lid. Step 2: Peel back tightly sealed paper and foil covering. Step 3: Prepare for the insanely oozing creme that doesn't stop no matter what you attempt to do. Seriously, it's kind of nuts. 

Now, imagine opening Baylor's diaper. But this time, it's not marshmallow creme. You get the picture. It all ended with a half full grocery bag of wipes. And a few dodging moves, squinty eyed disbelief, and some head shaking from me. I n t e n s e. 

And he doesn't have a care in the world. Clean behind. Happy boy. 

By the way, my apologies if you were trying to eat any meal or snack of the day. I will be posting less graphic and detailed posts in the near future about a certain two year old's birthday...