Mid-week laughs

Breckyn was "reading" out of her "Bible" (or, a hardcover book sitting on daddy's nightstand) this morning while I was applying my make-up.

"...And don't put your kids in time out, and don't send them to their rooms, and don't do alllll the mean stuffs, because God says that He loves them all of the time..."

Minus the "God loving them all the time part," I think we must be reading out of different versions of the Word, if you ask me. ;)

Later, she was walking around the house repeatedly whispering something that made my ears perk up. It was one of those times where you ask yourself, "are they really saying that?" So finally, I ask her, "What is it you are saying?"

She smiles, looks up at me and says, "Constipation!"

I'll take that word out of the many others she could be saying. :)